i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning
Hello! My baby!
Hello! My honey!
Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Oh my god
this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen
pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS